- Porsche crash
- Porsche 911 Turbo
Silly Porsche, rivers are for boats. As the story goes, this particular Swiss Porsche owner had to learn that the hard way when his Porsche 911 Turbo was driven by a friend off a boat dock leading to the Rhine River. We assume this “friend” will forever be mentioned at cocktail parties in stories that start with “You won’t believe…” and end with “… so I jump-kicked him in the throat, and that’s why we’re not friends anymore.”
Click past the jump to see the sad, waterlogged Porsche flop like a fish on its crane-assisted trip back to dry land.